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[entrapments]

I could get you some plugs. or tie a car freshened to one of your ears :)

[abrahamic]

[ wait what ]

why my ears???? in what universe does that make sense?

[entrapments]

where else am i gonna hang it
just ducttape it to your forehead??? how does that make any more sense?

[abrahamic]

whatever happened to hanging it around the neck?
or not hanging it at all??

[entrapments]

well unless you've got an electrical socket hidden somewhere on you i don't see sticking a glade plugin in your butt helping much.

[abrahamic]

god bless me if it's just a glade plugin because i don't think we have ky jelly up here

[ this is a joke that he actually makes now. hurrah for personal development? ]

that's not an invitation to try, btw.
please don't try!

[entrapments]

[ the message actually makes her laugh aloud, and it takes a minute before she gets back to the communicator ]

i promise i won't stick pleasantly scented electrical products in your butt

scouts honor

[abrahamic]

that is the most horrible thing i've ever typed + gotten as a text
oh my god
i believe in your honor

[ this is probably the most he's laughed about anything in a while, on the ship. ]